An exercise in pseudoscience

DSCN0317So, boring mainstream science wants you to believe that this lonely mountain in the middle of the Hessian countryside is a former volcano. But hey, who´s ever heard of volcanoes in Germany? It is sort of common knowledge that volcanoes only grow in places where people have a sense of humor (like Italy or Iceland).

I think we might as well put forward an alternative theory. Could it be that what we are looking at is actually an ancient artifact, maybe a pyramid like the ones which notoriously were recently discovered in Bosnia? Our pyramid in Hessen could have been built by Keltic druids, maybe with the help of aliens (who undoubtedly are fond of pyramids).

Here’s the fictional, sorry I meant factual evidence. This is what the slopes/walls of the mountain look like when you take a closer look.

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Again some boring official scientist could tell you that those are volcanic rocks and take this funny shape as the magma crystallizes into basalt, but I think we provided enough evidence against the volcanoes-in-Germany theory, and, be honest, those stones really look like somebody put them in place. Although I didn’t take the effort to climb up there I bet the junctions are so precise you couldn’t put a knife’s blade between them. Actually they bear resemblance to the walls the Romans used to build.

  We know the Romans didn’t bother getting as far as our pyramid/mountain, they very wisely stopped advancing as soon as they got sight of what would be later known as Giessen. So where did the Romans and the Kelts got to know this construction technique? Could it be that they both learned it from a previous civilization?  Maybe our pyramid is much older than we think, perhaps 12.000 years like the ones in Egypt. And one thing links this place to Egypt… its name is Amöneburg which literally translates as the castle of the God Amon… could this just be a coincidence? (please imagine some recycled horror movie sountrack as you read this last line).

Can I be the next vice-director of Italy’s state TV channel 2 after Giacobbo?

2 Replies to “An exercise in pseudoscience”

  1. Dear Dr Valsécchi, first of all let me say that in my opinion
    your theory does not make a fold. If one looks for “giessen” and “vulcano” the only thing that google reports is vulcano saverio (http://www.infobel.com/de/germany/people/giessen-35390/alicenstr/vulcano-saverio/064178461). This obviously supports your scepticism about that mainstream theory, “they” didn’t even try to produce false documents about the volcano. Further more an extraordinary coincidence not easy to explain popped out into my mind: it’s exactly of the same day of your article another pyramid discover. isn’t it surprising the level of resemblance between giessen’s and Abu Sidhum’s pyramid??? (http://www.repubblica.it/scienze/2013/07/20/foto/egitto_il_mistero_delle_piramidi_perdute_le_ho_trovate_con_google_earth-63355367/1/#1). can this be a coincidence? come on! Is it possible that somebody is trying to communicate us information about an ancient hidden civilization? I m checking google earth around giessen to look for recent crop circles. but most importantly, how much is Saverio Vulcano involved in this conspiracy?
    Best regards

  2. Dear Templar76,
    I too am amazed by the google earth discovery and by its timeliness. This is a clear sign that the Revelation is near.
    Indeed there are plenty of crops around the area, and as soon as the corn is ripe I´m sure THEY (you know who, you know how, you know why) will send us a message.
    But please refrain from naming VS in public, for he has powers that should not yet be disclosed.

    Per aspera ad Astra,

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